Inept Guides: Stir Fry Cooking Time!
Surely this is the Cooking Show of Tomorrow, Today. It’s like the Gordon Ramsey meets Saving Private Ryan with all the in-your-face-shakey-camera-cooking-action! Here I am showing you in my inept style, how to cook a meal that should already be second nature to you. Today it is Stir-Fry pork and noodles. Takes about 10 minutes or so to cook and about a minute and a half to scoff down your hungry throat. Lovely jubbly. I never intended to do this, I just decided mid-cooking that I’d record it …

